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Monday, September 30, 2013

Today I Stop Fucking Around and Just Post Something.

Fuck the template. I just want to start writing. I can make the page look pretty later, right? Will this keep me from getting you as a reader? If I can't decide between a flowery swirly jawn in the background and plain grey, will you still love me?

My goals:

I want you to get to know me.
I want you to lust for me.
And when you can't take it anymore,
I want you to by my used panties.

I've spent the last few months trying to think of an angle for this. What persona should I present that will make people want me? I finally decided to just be myself. I can't pretend to be something I'm not. This blog is going to be brutal honestly. I'm just gonna lay it all out there. I'm not a 25-year-old poor college student and I can't pretend to be. But I like to feel sexy. When I turn someone on, that turns me on. I want to use this blog to turn you on, and in turn, get myself wet.

The blog version of putting my hand down your pants.

I'm 30-something-or-other, I'm nerdy, I like punk rock music and I love wearing sexy undies. I could be having one of those sweat pants and t-shirt days, but underneath there is always something lacy. I'm also broke like a joke and I can't afford to buy more silky things at this rate. If you buy them, I can get more. Yum.

This blog will be a compilations of sexiness. Fictional stories. Factual recounts. Photoshoots. When you read it, you'll be compelled to ask me to take off my panties. And I will. Then send them to you.

xo
Daisy